Baby: What’s this?
Me: It’s a bath. Remember, you like baths.
Baby: I don’t remember liking baths. I don’t think I’m going to like it.
Me: Don’t you remember playing with the rubber ducks in the bath?
Baby: Rubber ducks!
Ten minutes later.
Me: Time to come out of the bath now!
Baby: Wait…I’m not staying in here forever?
Me: You’re all clean now.
Baby: What does that have to do with anything?
Me: So, now you’re coming out of the bath and getting dressed.
Baby: This is just too confusing.