Baby: Victory is mine, victory is mine! I fought the sleep monster and I won! The sleep monster is no more!
Me: Why aren’t you asleep?
Baby: In defeating the terrible sleep monster, I must acknowledge the help I received from my feet. Thank you, right foot. Thank you, left foot. You kept me entertained through the dark time of potential sleep.
Me: Can’t you just go to sleep?
Baby: I’d also like to thank the little window in the roof of the pram, which let in a clink of light. And a particular thanks must go to the motorbike which roared past me at exactly the right time. Thank you, mystery motorbike.
Me: Please go to sleep.
Baby: Victory is mine! I defeated the sleep monster! No more sleeping!


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